My Tamagotchi died and I got sad. 1/15/24
oh god
i almost had a three gems and a baby moment
so my tamagotchi died
big deal
whatever
it grew a good two years and then died suddenly
it apparently doesn't beep if it's sick
so
great
and you can't even help it in it's final moments which is EVEN BETTER
it's a whole lovely thing
anyway immediately after it died and it showed its neat little death screen it saddled me with a new egg??????
like SECONDS after it perished
no time to grieve
and now i have a new little shit romping around on my tamagotchi
exactly the same as the first
but this new tamagotchi exists under completely different circumstances than it's predecessor
its doomed to forever live in the shadow of Erotic Torture Chamber (previous tamagotchi)
its not the tamagotchi's fault it exists this way
it's just the fact of the matter
anyway in a bout of emotion i almost tore the battery out
and then like
you know those minecraft videos where it's someone strip mining and they're about to call it quits and then it flashes the fucking
miner mining toward diamonds image
that happened to me
except with three gems and a baby
and i was like "oh god what am i doing"
Erotic Torture Chamber wouldn't have wanted this
its just a baby
hold on it just shit on the floor
to summarize: sad times all around