My Tamagotchi died and I got sad. 1/15/24


souped man

oh god

i almost had a three gems and a baby moment

so my tamagotchi died

big deal

whatever

it grew a good two years and then died suddenly

it apparently doesn't beep if it's sick

so

great

and you can't even help it in it's final moments which is EVEN BETTER

it's a whole lovely thing

anyway immediately after it died and it showed its neat little death screen it saddled me with a new egg??????

like SECONDS after it perished

no time to grieve

and now i have a new little shit romping around on my tamagotchi

exactly the same as the first

but this new tamagotchi exists under completely different circumstances than it's predecessor

its doomed to forever live in the shadow of Erotic Torture Chamber (previous tamagotchi)

its not the tamagotchi's fault it exists this way

it's just the fact of the matter

anyway in a bout of emotion i almost tore the battery out

and then like

you know those minecraft videos where it's someone strip mining and they're about to call it quits and then it flashes the fucking

miner mining toward diamonds image

that happened to me

souped man

except with three gems and a baby

and i was like "oh god what am i doing"

Erotic Torture Chamber wouldn't have wanted this

its just a baby

hold on it just shit on the floor

to summarize: sad times all around